vecinu de sus cica da muzica mai tare ca mine, o pastram si eu la un nivel rezonabil de 8, pana a inceput el cu hiturile anului 2003 de m-a apucat nervozitatea. Noroc ca s-a invetat telcomanda. Marit volumul, vecinul se lasa pagabuas si la un moment dat da o strigare. Ba da ce bine se aude! ahh no shit? deci in cartier la mine nimeni nu se pune cu mine =))))
Mausurile, desi reprezinta o categorie de periferice care sunt disponibile pe piata intr-o uriasa varietate de modele, culori si forme, sunt proiectate conform unui concept general, deja devenit clasic, in ciuda numeroaselor modificari aduse in timp.
Dar iata ca producatorii lui EEM-GTMS-300BK au reusit sa modifice acest concept intr-o maniera foarte inovativa, creand un maus care, in loc sa fie miscat cu mana, se misca odata cu mana, fiind purtat de utilizatori pe deget.
Mausul, ce are o rezolutie de 800 dpi, functioneaza intr-o maniera cat se poate de simpla. Astfel, el se fixeaza pe degetul aratator, prin intermediul unei benzi velcro (sau arici, cum este ea cunoscuta la noi), iar raza laser a senzorului optic poate fi proiectata cu usurinta pe orice fel de suprafata, inclusiv pe propriul picior. Dispozitivul dispune si de 2 butoane si o rotita, care sunt operate de degetul mare al mainii.
Insa nici acest dispozitiv nu este cu totul perfect, avand in vedere faptul ca se conecteaza prin intermediul unui cablu de 1.2 m la portul USB al calculatorului (deci nu este wireless), iar producatorii recomanda folosirea sa in reprize de maxim o ora, probabil pentru a nu forta prea mult degetele mainii. In rest, insa, el este foarte portabil, avand dimensiuni de doar 62 x 23 x 33 mm, si o greutate de doar 35 de grame, si poate fi extrem de util in spatii inguste, in care nu este posibila folosirea unui maus obisnuit.
Move your roommate's personal items around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
Walk and talk backwards.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them.
Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
Eat glass.
Smoke ballpoint pens.
Smile. All the time.
Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.
Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.
Arrange thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them.
Paint your half of the room black. Or paisley.
Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why . . . ?" Be creative.
Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.
Cry a lot.
Send secret admirer notes on your roommate's email.
Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If he/she walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.
Whenever you go to sleep, start jumping on your bed . . . do so for a while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the ceiling. Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out . . . use this method to fall asleep every night for a month.
If your roommate goes away for a weekend, change the locks.
Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the phone for 5 seconds then hang up.
Whenever he/she goes to shower, drop whatever you're doing, grab a towel, and go shower too.
Find out your roommate's post office box code. Open it and take his/her mail. Do this for one month. After that, send the mail to him/her by UPS.
Sit on the floor and talk to the wall.
Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door.
Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.
Take his/her underwear. Wear it.
Whenever your roommate is walking through the room, bump into him/her.
Stare at your roommate for five minutes out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.
Give each of your walls a different name. Whenever you can't answer a problem, ask each of your walls. Write down their responses, then ask your ceiling for the final answer. Complain to your roommate that you don't trust your ceiling.
Take your roommate's papers and hand them in as your own.
Skip to the bathroom.
Take all of your roommate's furniture and build a fort. Guard the fort for an entire weekend.
When you walk into your room, turn off your lights. Turn them on when you leave.
Print up satanic signs and leave them in your room where he/she can find them.
Whenever you're on the phone and he/she walks in, hang up immediately without saying anything and crawl under your desk. Sit there for two minutes than call whoever it was back.
Insist on writing the entire lyrics to American Pie on your ceiling above your bed. Sing them every night before you go to bed.
Hang stuffed animals with nooses from your ceiling. Whenever you walk by them mutter, "You shouldn't have done that to me."
Lick him/her while they are asleep.
Dress in drag.
Be on the phone 5 hours a day with some hussy in Philly.
Kill a man. Keep him under your bed. Pretend he doesn't smell.
Masturbate regularly a lot and without shame. Tell your roommate you feel it should be more socially acceptable and you are doing your part.
Try not washing. For a semester.
Spend a lot of time
Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, "It's not funny anymore."
Read with a flashlight when the lights are on. Pretend to read without one when the lights are out, remarking every so often how great the book is.
Get a surfboard. Put it on your bed. Stand on it, and pretend to surf for about fifteen minutes. Then, pretend to "wipe out," and fall off the bed onto the floor. Pretend you are drowning until your roommate comes over to "rescue" you.
Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage, and tell your roommate, "I was curious."
Make toast for breakfast every morning, but don't plug the toaster in. Eat the plain bread, looking at the toaster angrily, and complain that the toaster doesn't know what it's doing. If your roommate suggests plugging it in, go on a tangent about fire-safety hazards.
Every time the phone rings, turn on the stereo at full volume and begin to violently slam-dance with your roommate. If he/she asks about it, say, "Oh, that damn hypnotist . . . "
Hang a picture of your roommate on the wall. Throw darts at it. Smile at your roommate often, saying things like, "How nice to see you again."
Cum e sa stai la calculator cu castile in urechi si sa iti dai seama ca se aude niste rock din camera alaturata unde stii ca e tatal tau. Umh pai mie imi place sa se intample asta, imi aduce aminte ca am niste parinti normali neascultatori de manele si care stiu ce e ala AC/DC \m/
unii oameni nu inteleg, nu au inteles, nu vor intelege niciodata. Poate ca sunt si eu o alienata si locul meu oricum nu era langa tine pentru ca unul din noi ar fi sfarsit la 6 metrii sub pamant. Probabil ca nu o sa fie niciodata cineva normal aici. eu visez, sper, poate cand voi ajunge va fi un loc perfect, va fi insula pustie. eu stiu, tu stii, ei de ce nu vor sa stie?
Acest flash USB numit Gold DiskOnKey este un U3 flash mai special pentru ca vine imbracat intr-o ”hainita” de aur 14k lucrata manual si are un pret de 2.000$. E capabil sa transporte pana la 4GB de date si stocheaza aplicatiile U3 ce te lasa sa porti cu tine un desktop customizat dupa placerile tale. Un led locat chiar langa diamant straluceste de fiecare data cand flashul e conectat la calculator. Are dimensiuni mici si este un cadou potrivit pentru doamna din viata ta.
Maine incep probele scrise la bacalaureat. Proba de limba romana debuteaza la ora 9 asa ca tineti-mi pumnii ca nu se stie.
In alta ordine de idei, este groaznic de cald afara. Sa vedem cum va relatona acest lucu cu examenul meu de maine... sper totusi, ca cine stie cum, o sa inceapa sa ploua,o sa fie o tornada si tot asa.
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Vorbele mele dor,dar ce-ai vrea?Sa te-alinte?
Tine-te bine ca de-acum inainte nu te mai lovesc cu cuvinte.
Nu-mi place sa te-aud,m-apuca spumele,
Nu-mi place nici macar sa-ti mai rostesc numele.
Ai intins de multe ori coarda de-a lungul timpului,
Acum e randu' meu si-am sa ti-o-ntind, da'-n juru' gatului!
Nu-ti mai manji fata cu lacrimi de iubire,
Nu-mi mai cere sa te iert,stii ca nu-mi sta-n fire!
iar partea asta probabil ca imi este dedicata....
Spui cuvinte mari,pe care nu le-ntelegi,
Inainte sa pleci,lasa-mi cheia sub pres,
Si-esti doar un vis urat,care s-a-ntins pe ani grei!
Ai stii si tu daca te-ai privi prin ochii mei.
Intoarce clepsidra,da timpul inapoi,
Nu voi mai sta in ploaia ta de vorbe,plin de noroi.
Am pus ca prostu' punct zilelor senine
Cand dintr-atatea zdrente,eu te-am ales tocmai pe tine!
ahh whatever, Hagi e praf cand e vorba sa antreneze, iar Oli era chiar simpatic.
Salariul tehnicianului va fi, se pare, de 1,7 milioane de dolari pe sezon.
Stirea referitoare la sosirea lui Cosmin Olaroiu a fost prezentata aseara, la ora 21.50 (n.r. - in Romania), pe site-ul oficial al gruparii saudite. In trecut, Al-Hilal a fost pregatita de Anghel Iordanescu si de Ilie Balaci.
Misterul s-a elucidat. Da m-a sters din lista si nu, nu prea imi pasa, poate doar acolo putin la orgoliu, dar nimic mai mult. vroiam sa fie altfel, lipsesc acum multe din viata mea. Lipseste Stef, pe care uneori il urasc pentru ca e nervos si suparat si il urasc pentru ca ma urasc pe mine in neputinta mea de a-l ajuta. Am ajuns si eu ca o persoana de care acum cateva luni radeam foarte mult. Imi era imposibil sa conced cum poti fi atat de absurd. Ahhh I`m there. Si dubios (da andrei la noi 2 totul e dubios)da situatia actuala imi place la nebunie
o discutie avuta aseara a generat postul acesta. Teoria suna cam asa: sunt oameni care au in coeficient 0 si oameni care au in coeficient 1. Oamenii cu 1 sunt capabili sa iubeasca si in general sunt capabili de lucruri bune, iar cei cu 0 nu. 1`urile sunt foarte rare si pentru a scapa umanitatea de l distrugerea absoluta ar trebui sa ii izolam undeva in timp ce andrei (no term) ar distruge toate 0`urile.
Problema mea este ce ar face toate 1`urile singure?
multumesc....imi deschizi mintea
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cum sa ti se strice imprimanta sa o duci la service, sa o desfaca ala si sa observe ca problema era de fapt un creion cre draq stie cum a ajuns acolo :))
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E cald. N-am chef de nimic, ma gandesc la zilele reci de iarna si mi se pre ca mai bine as ingheta sub un morman de zapada decat sa ies acum din casa.
Sunt pedepsita, oricum nu pot sa ies din casa, stefan e la plaja (iar) oare cum e apa? stau la mare, dar nu pot merge la plaja. It sucks big time!
Vreau sa treaca bacul mai repede, vreau sa stau iarasi prin baruri si vreaau sa plec...departe de tot, departe de mine, deprte de tine, departe de noi...
L.E. vreau card am uitat sa spun
sunt intinsa pe spate in pat nu vad tastatura si ma simt de parca as scrie pe burta...sunt trista, foarte trista...ciudat ca mai exista lucruri care ma pot afecta si imi cer scuze andrei, nu arunca si tu cu acele cutite dupa mine. punct. maine poate va fi altfel.punct
Most suites or programs of Microsoft Office 2007 allows user to evaluate the product. The trial version of 2007 Microsoft Office system can be installed by using a 25-character trial product key available from Microsoft while you download the free Office software, and you can use the Microsoft Office 2007 suite or program with full functionality for 60 days.
You may have the Office 2007 CD and are able to install Office 2007 without entering product key. However, Office 2007 will work in reduced functionality mode, where it’s effectively just a viewer for Office documents. Beside, if you forget the trial product key, or don’t wish to register a Windows Live ID to get the trial key, here’s the trick to activate Office 2007, or more correctly, bypass the activation of Office 2007 60 days trial, and making the “trial” word disappear from the Office title at the top and suppress activation and trial expiry prompt.
Note that to use Microsoft Office 2007 beyond 60 days trial period, you need to purchase a valid license for it, available from Amazon or most computer retail store.
To use this hack to crack activation on Office 2007, you need to install Office 2007 without any serial number or product key. If you have installed Office 2007 with a product key or serial number, do the following to clean remove Office 2007 of product key:
1. Close all Microsoft Office applications.
2. Run Register Editor by clicking on Start -> Run, and then type “regedit” in the Open box and press Enter key.
3. Navigate to the following registry key:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Office\12.0\Registration
Note that inside the registry key, there should be another subkey that resembles the following:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Office\12.0\Registration\{90120000-0030-0000-0000-0000000FF1CE
or
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Office\12.0\Registration\{91120000-0011-0000-0000-0000000FF1CE
4. If there is more than one registry entries or subkeys that reference Microsoft 12.0 registration, open up each subkey, and then identify the product by the ProductName value data until you locate the subkey for the product which you want to remove the existing product license key.
For example:
ProductName=Microsoft Office Professional Plus 2007
ProductName=Microsoft Office Enterprise 2007
5. Once found the correct registry subkey, delete the following values:
DigitalProductID
ProductID
6. Close Registry Editor.
Once Microsoft Office 2007 has been installed with no product key, proceed with the following steps:
1. In Windows Explorer, brose to the following folder:
C:\Program Files\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\OFFICE12\Office Setup Controller\Proof.en\
2. Right click on Proof.XML file, select “Open With…” in the right click menu.
3. In the “Open With” window, select Notepad to be used to open the XML file. In Vista, if you can’t see the Notepad option, simply double click the “Other Programs” to unhide it.
4. Scroll down to the bottom of the Proof.XML to locate the following lines:
5. Change the AlwaysInsalled to neverInstalled so that the line looks like following:
6. Save the Proof.xml file. In Windows Vista, you may need to take ownership and grant full access permission to yourself before able to modify the file.
7. You can now launch Microsoft Office 2007 application such as Word, Excel, Powerpoint, Outlook and etc without prompting for activation.
As usual, as it’s a hack, and before you purchase a valid product key for it, you won’t be able to AND can’t access any updates or Microsoft Office Online.
Disclaimer: This article is for educational and informational purpose only.
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